PAINKILLER 💊 is the AI-powered messaging system for time-crunched entrepreneurs
Based on science. Not guru B.S.
I normally find GPT bots to be generic and frustrating but these custom bots are f-ing magical.
Solve bigger problems,
Earn bigger paydays
Uncover your buyers’ ouchiest problems and fix your messaging so more people buy… in just 3.5 days
(Backed by science—not guru B.S.)
Risk-free. 7-day money-back guarantee
No more overthinking and endless rewrites
Find the painful problems buyers will pay to solve
(Without spending weeks months doing research)
(Even if you usually *hate* writing your own stuff)
Craft potent and persuasive messaging and copy to test
Sell more so you can scale your online business, finally
(Without burning out or selling your soul)
lots more sales
Rachel Provan,
Founder and CEO, PROVAN SUCCESS
It's fucking fantastic! In 3 days, I've redone all the copy for each of my products and it's KILLER. I also closed a new client immediately (like 3 hours after I created the copy) using the new language/positioning... making back 10x my investment within hours of implementing it.
The bots are GOLD!
Susan Boles
Virtual CFO & Business Strategist, Beyond Margins
Rachel Provan,
Founder and CEO, PROVAN SUCCESS
I normally find GPT bots to be generic and frustrating but these custom bots are f-ing magical.
Spending months working on a product that doesn’t sell is a kick in the teeth
Especially when that product was supposed to be your ticket to riches.
You’ve dreamt about building a scalable online business for yeeeeeears— a business that puts more money in your pocket and more days off in your calendar.
But it’s not working. Not yet.
Slow sales hurts
It hurts your bank account and it hurts your ego.
(Like how the f*ck is that Axe-wearing jerk from high school making millions while you’re busting your ass for every sale?)
You know your messaging isn’t working…
After all, you’ve tried lots of stuff to drive interest—like running ads, cold outreach, DMing prospects, posting on social—but you’ve got more grey hairs than leads.
SO WHAT NOW?
Susan Boles
Virtual CFO & Business Strategist, Beyond Margins
This system is fucking fantastic! In 3 days, I've redone all the copy for each of my products and it's KILLER. I also closed a new client immediately (like 3 hours after I created the copy) using the new language/positioning... making back 10x my investment within hours of implementing it.
The bots are GOLD!
Where They Do It
You want to fix your messaging so you can sell more
And you’ve tried—hard
You bought those bloated copywriting courses that gave you 47 hours of pre-recorded video lessons…and 1.5 actionable steps (if you were lucky)
You tried following “best practices” touted in YouTube videos, LinkedIn posts, and ChatGPT
You tried piecemealing a messaging strategy together on your own with every template and freebie offered by “marketing gurus”
You've even tried copying what other people are doing (maybe even shamelessly stealing their marketing copy word-for-word)
But despite all this...
You’re no closer to having clarity on your messaging than when you started
Now, you could bite the bullet and hire a messaging strategist to figure it out for you, but the good ones charge $20,000-$75,000 and are booked months in advance. No bueno.
You’ve worked too hard for too long to give up now.
Don’t worry. There is another option…
I feel bad
you don't think I feel bad?
People pay to solve painful problems
The bigger and more painful the problem, the more someone will pay to solve it.
If your solution solves a real problem and people aren’t buying yet… then you haven’t communicated WHY they should WANT it.
People buy painkillers.
So it’s time you start selling them.
You stop wasting time selling stuff no one wants
David Horák
FOUNDER, HORIZON SECURED
Everything changes in your business...
What happens when you start selling painkillers?
Writing copy becomes 10X easier
Your offer feels like a 'no-brainer' purchase
You get clarity on what to build next
No more failed launches or offers that fizzle. When people understand how your product solves a painful problem, they'll understand why they should want it.
You'll know how to find your buyer's pain points and reflect them back to them, sparking instant connection. Buyers feel understood (not just 'sold' to).
When your solution solves a bleeding neck problem, people get it. They buy faster, with less resistance—no slimy sales tactics required.
No more chasing shiny objects. You'll know what works with buyers, who you serve, and what to build to take your business to the next level.
"I specifically struggled with messaging for my ads…With this course, I changed the messaging. Huge difference."
David Horák
FOUNDER, HORIZON SECURED
$4-6 leads
$1.67 leads
Before PAINKILLER
After PAINKILLER
72%
reduced ad cost
Most importantly? When you solve the right problems you can scale with confidence
Kind words from smart friends...
Katelyn is my go-to person for marketing advice. Some of her tips on messaging have led to big breakthroughs in my copywriting (that have translated to great progress in revenue). Anything she builds is worth buying.
Kieran Drew
entrepreneur
Katelyn is my favorite marketer to learn from because she does the work that no one else is willing or able to do. Need buyer psychology advice? She’ll pore over the research. Need JTBD insights? She’ll conduct a 2-hour interview. I’ve learned a ton from her.
Amanda Natividad
VP Marketing, SparkToro
Katelyn is the Queen of marketing psychology and messaging. Every time I see anything she’s created, I have a real-life “mind blown” experience. She’s just brilliant and can make even the most simple idea something you’re extremely excited to learn about. I will buy anything she creates because it’s just that good.
Chenell Basilio
Founder, Growth In Reverse
Katelyn is one of the smartest marketers I know. Her messaging strategy for UNIGNORALBE caused us to sell out the course in less than 6 minutes.
Neal O’Grady
CO-FOUNDER, UNIGNORABLE, DEMANDCURVE
Katelyn understands buyer psychology like no one else. If you want to get into the minds of your ideal customers, listen to her!
Jay Clouse
FOUNDER, CREATOR SCIENCE
JUSTIN WELSH
SOLOPRENEUR
Smart marketers study buyer psychology. Katelyn makes it easy (and fun) to learn the psychology that actually matters.
Highly recommend.
David Horák
FOUNDER, HORIZON SECURED
Get everything you need to fix your messaging and start driving sales…
fast
I built my businesses from $0 to $1,200,000 a year. And I did without a big team or a financial safety net (and as a new mom). How? By selling PAINKILLERS 💊
I’ve learned what works—and what doesn’t—through painful trial and error.
I created PAINKILLER 💊 so you can avoid the f*ck-ups and figure out how to sell products people want to buy.
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PAINKILLER is the messaging system for time-crunched online entrepreneurs
Get clear on how to fix your crappy messaging and drive more sales—FAST.
In just 3.5 days (for real), you’ll have a complete messaging strategy and shiny new copy to start testing.
10-minute lessons jam-packed with insights and step-by-step tutorials— no fluff, I promise
19 Bite-sized Lessons & Tutorials
8 Actionable Exercises
Complete timed exercises and get clarity on what works with buyers. Results in days (not 8 weeks from now)
8 AI-powered Bots
GPTs trained by top marketers and copywriters to help you brainstorm, analyze buyer research, and write new copy using proven frameworks
I will buy anything she creates because it’s just that good!
Chenell Basilio,
Growth In Reverse
JEN LIDDY
BRAND VOICE & MESSAGE EXPERT
You are gonna want the AI bots living inside this program. They will save you MONTHS doing work & research you'd put off anyway. USE THEM. They will change your life.
One small change in my messaging and my cold outreach conversion rate increased from 3% to 28%. You spend months trying to find an answer that ends up taking 20 minutes.
JESSY GERVAIS
DIRECTOR OF MARKETING, FOODBYTE
I have levelled-up copy for a new product I’m launching. PAINKILLER relit my enthusiasm for the product itself, giving me new ideas for developing it to match my refined target audience. And the bots are amazing – especially the Killer Copy one, which I’m going to use time and time again.
DR mark youngman
founder, threatologist
The Science-Backed System
Get the only 7-step messaging methodology rooted in behavioral science
Marketing trends and tactics change fast. Human nature doesn’t.
Learn the timeless psychological principles that drive action and see how reframing your message can take your solution from a nice-to-have (AKA “vitamin”) to an urgent must-have (AKA “painkiller”).
Discover Why People Buy PAINKILLERS
Think you know who your competitors are? Think again.
Learn how to identify your direct and indirect competitors, then do a blazing-fast competitive analysis so you learn what works, what doesn’t, and how to stand out.
Identify Your *Actual* Competitors
Master Your PAINKILLER Positioning
Find out how to position your product as the must-have, painkilling solution—even in a saturated market.
You'll start by making assumptions about the best positioning strategy. Then you'll gather insights from real buyers to cement your positioning strategy.
Find Your Best-Fit Buyers
Stop bleeding money by chasing buyers who don’t give a f*ck. Identify who actually cares about your solution and, most importantly, who will scream, “Take my money!”
Bonus: This makes it 1000X easier to craft messaging that hits buyers deep in feels (and opens wallets).
Do Fast-As-F*ck Buyer Research
No customers to talk to? No problem.
We’ll show you how to use powerful free tools to scour the Internet for juicy buyer insights. Our Fast-As-F*ck Research Method will help you uncover your buyers’ ouchy problems and deep desires in just 1 day (not 1 month).
Concoct Your PAINKILLER Messaging Plan
Every potent and persuasive message contains at least 2 of 8 possible inputs. Think of these inputs as your “active ingredients”.
Like in chemistry, you’ll skillfully select your active ingredients, then learn how to combine those ingredients so your messaging evokes an explosive reaction from target buyers.
Craft Direct-Response Copy
(that makes people reply and buy)
Armed with real buyer insights to guide you and a shiny new messaging strategy, You’ll write direct-response copy to test—think a social post, DM, email, ad headline, etc.
You’ll test your new messaging in the real world so you can see it working.
The goal? No more confusion or indifference. Lots more sales.
Competitive Analysis
Bot Included
Brainstorming Bot Included
Planning & Insight Extractor Bots Included
Brainstorming
Bots Included
Multiple Copywriting
Bots Included
Find their pains.
Find your profits.
Risk-free. 7-day money-back guarantee
Fix your messaging so buyers see your product as the PAINKILLER 💊 they've been looking for… in just 3.5 days.
$475
Complete 7-Step System
8 Time-Saving Bot Buddies
19 Bite-sized Lesson & Tutorials
Short (~10-mins), actionable, 100% fluff-free
8-Hands-on Exercises
Timed exercises to get clarity in days (not weeks)
Reusable Messaging Strategy Template
A stunning 23-page messaging strategy document you can share with your team (or reuse for client projects)
Lifetime Access
Lifetime Updates
Copywriting bots are trained using proven techniques from the world's top conversion copywriters
Research bots can analyze huge data sets in seconds
Brainstorming bots get you unstuck in minutes
System & Personalized Audit
$3,800
Everything Included in 7-Step System
plus...
Personalized Messaging Audit
30-minute call with Katelyn Bourgoin before you start to jumpstart your progress.
Katelyn audits your finished messaging plan and provides personalized feedback on a 60-minute call.
Follow-up email with next steps and one science-backed idea for your next marketing campaign.
rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
DO IT YOURSELF
DONE WITH YOU
We only work with 5 clients per month. Currently booking for late July.
Find their pains.
Find your profits.
Risk-free. 7-day money-back guarantee
Fix your messaging so buyers see your product as the PAINKILLER 💊 they've been looking for… in just 3.5 days.
$475
Complete 7-Step System
8 Time-Saving Bot Buddies
19 Bite-sized Lesson & Tutorials
Short (~10-mins), actionable, 100% fluff-free
8 Hands-on Exercises
Timed exercises to get clarity in days (not weeks)
Reusable Messaging Strategy Template
A stunning 23-page messaging strategy document you can share with your team (or reuse for client projects)
Lifetime Access
Lifetime Updates
Copywriting bots are trained using proven techniques from the world's top conversion copywriters
Research bots can analyze huge data sets in seconds
Brainstorming bots get you unstuck in minutes
students rated my other products 4.9 out of 5 stars
DO IT YOURSELF
Unearth your rebel POV
Analyze your competitive landscape
Identify your best-fit buyers
Solidify your product positioning
Design your painkiller messaging strategy
Craft direct-response copy to test your shiny new messaging
$20,000
We do it ALL for you
(and you get all the credit)
Everything included in complete 7-Step System plus…
Done-for-you Messaging & Copy
DONE FOR YOU
STARTING AT
We only work with 3 clients per month. Currently booking for late April.
I’ve been crafting brand messaging for clients since 2006, but when it came to my own business, I’d procrastinate for weeks—it’s usually such a long, brain-draining process.
Enter PAINKILLER: In just 2 days, I’ve accomplished what would've taken me 2 months or more. The lessons are clear and succinct, and the bots make finding good quality insights lightning fast. If you want compelling messaging and you want it quickly, effortlessly, and painlessly, then PAINKILLER’s got you covered.
jeni rogers
COACH & CONSULTANT
PAINKILLER isn’t the right solution for everyone (and your product shouldn’t be either).
Is PAINKILLER right for you?
You’re a good fit if:
You’re building an online business to fuel your dream lifestyle
You sell a productized service, info-product, or DTC product
You’re confident in your solution but can’t find the right words to describe its value
You’re pouring tons of time into content, ads, sales pages, and emails that *aren’t* turning browsers into buyers
You don’t have a clear answer to the all-important question: “Why someone should buy from YOU instead of a competitor?”
You have an upcoming launch, and you’re terrified you’ll hear crickets (again) when doors open
You understand that this is a tool and you need to actually use it to get results
You have integrity and genuinely care about making your buyers’ lives better
You’re NOT a good fit if:
Your product or service has a complex sales cycle that includes multiple stakeholders
You’re a startup founder in a very crowded market who needs to build a $100M business or get acquired to win
You offer bespoke services that are different for each client (rather than selling a productized service)
Selling one-off services is different than selling products or productized services. And crafting messaging for products that have multiple stakeholders involved in the buying process has unique complexities we don’t cover in PAINKILLER.
PAINKILLER also isn’t for you if:
You’re searching for “hacks” and “secrets” to avoid putting in the work
You’re ok with lying or manipulating people to get sales—that is not what you’ll learn here
Real results from past students
jeni rogers
COACH & CONSULTANT
I’ve been crafting brand messaging for clients since 2006, but when it came to my own business, I’d procrastinate for weeks—it’s usually such a long, brain-draining process.
Enter PAINKILLER: In just 2 days, I’ve accomplished what would've taken me 2 months or more. The lessons are clear and succinct, and the bots make finding good quality insights lightning fast. If you want compelling messaging and you want it quickly, effortlessly, and painlessly, then PAINKILLER’s got you covered.
You’re 3.5 days away from better messaging
Ready to fix your messaging?
Risk-free. 7-day money-back guarantee
(and maybe even a better life)
Is PAINKILLER a live program?
Frequently Asked Questions
No. PAINKILLER is an on-demand learning experience—*not* a live one. You get life-time access, can start whenever you want and finish at your own pace.
But unlike a typical online course, this is hands-on learning—not passive consumption. You’ll watch pre-recorded video lessons and tutorials where I guide you through timed exercises.
This way you can complete the 3.5-day program solo or with a team. (Bonus: You can always re-use PAINKILLER for new products or client projects to craft more effective messaging—fast.)
How do the AI-powered bots work?
You're often so emotionally invested in your business that you can be blind to obvious opportunities.
That's why you'll love Sparky—your AI-powered bot buddy 🤖
Technically speaking, Sparky is a series of bots powered by ChatGPT. You'll use a FREE ChatGPT account to access the bots.
Your Sparky bots can help with brainstorming, copywriting, and data analysis.
See the full list of the bots below:
🤖 Competitive Analysis Bot
This bot will scrape your top competitors' websites and pull the hero message (AKA main headline), emotional appeal, target audience, and differentiator.
🤖 Positioning Brainstorming Bot
This bot will help you brainstorm answers to the 7 questions you need to answer to get clarity on your product positioning. You'll then do Fast-As-F*ck research to help you cement your positioning plan.
🤖 Fast-As-F*ck Research Method Bot
This bot will tell you the exact Fast-As-F*ck Research Method(s) to choose given your unique starting point (such as product type and what buyer data you currently have).
🤖 Buyer Data Analysis Bot
This bot will comb through your raw buyer data (uncovered with your Fast-As-F*ck Research Method(s)) and organize it into 6 actionable categories: Triggers, Pains, Jobs, Desires, Objections, and Alternatives.
🤖 Buyer-isms Bot
This bot will comb through your buyer data (such as testimonials and reviews), and pull out the most persuasive customer statements before suggesting how to mould them into your copy to make it more effective.
🤖 Painkiller Punch Bot
This bot helps you flip your buyer's pains into a compelling promise so you can craft a punchy product slogan.
🤖 Ouchy Pain Finder Bot
This bot helps you brainstorm your target buyers’ deeper, ouchier pains and problems.
🤖 Killer Copy Bot
This bot will analyze a current piece of copy and tell you if it'll resonate with your target audience. If not, it'll recommend tweaks that need to be made so the copy better fits into a proven copywriting formula from the world's top writers.
🤖 Headline Generator Bot
This bot will help you brainstorm new ad headlines based on the timeliness copywriting wisdom of Eugene Schwartz (AKA "The World's Best Copywriter").
When will I get PAINKILLER?
Access to PAINKILLER will be delivered by email immediately after purchase.
Is this just another copywriting course?
Fun fact: “Messaging” isn’t the same as “copy” (psst…This is one of many things you’ll learn in the PAINKILLER 😉).
But to answer your question, no. It’s not another course bloated with hours of long-winded video lessons and few actionable insights.
PAINKILLER is a hands-on, fluff-free messaging system filled with:
Do you offer a refund policy?
Absolutely! We have absolute confidence that if you follow our 7-step system, you'll walk away with much stronger messaging and copy you're ready to test. If you don't, we'll give you a full refund.
To request a refund simply email a copy of your completed Messaging Strategy to kbo@customercamp.co. We'll process your refund right away—no questions asked.
Try the Pitch Audit Bot for $0. Our AI-powered bots save you months of research and are “life-changing,” according to many of our 600+ happy buyers.
See for yourself—in just 2.5 minutes.
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